For the record; I hate a lot of popular sports figures that some others seem to love. Tom Brady, Jeff Gordon, Rodger Federer, and Ben Roethless... Rothless... Hamburger time can all go have a 5some with a monstrous chode. If there was one major sports figure to look up to, it was Tiger Woods; he broke cultural barriers in a fat white guy sport, set astounding records on the green, and made millions along the way.
Now he's coming under fire for this whole "cheating on his wife" thing, and people are starting to question his integrity. Ok, I can understand that, but we need to see things from Tiger's point of view. His wife finds out about the affair and, instead of perhaps having a conversation about it, or even telling him to stay at a friends house for a while, she takes the extra step and begins beating him with the very object that bought her the house she chased him out of. Not only that, but once he seeks to escape the beast in his car, she smashes the window. Now, call me crazy, but maybe there was a reason he was getting a little on the side; perhaps he preferred his sex with 2 less spoonfuls of crazy bitch extract.
And now, after all of this drama, guess who benefits from it. Yup, wifey Woods. Apparently she and her lawyer are rewriting the prenup in such a way that she'll get $55 mil if she stays with Tiger for 2 more years. I must point out- REwriting the PREnup. You know, that thing you decide BEFORE marriage. Not to mention, they say they'll feign the "happy couple" due to international relations. As if this news was contained in the UNITED STATES version of the internet.
Personally, I say "Go Tiger" on this one; not that I'd ever cheat, but he's got a lot more pressure than I do, what with those crazy Chinese snapping pics during his backswing and all. Honestly, look at how Hillary handled Bill cheating on her, and you know Tiger's making way more money to give his honey.
Doug out, and, as always, slowly losing faith in humanity.
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